The New Jersey Devils ended their search earlier today, announcing Darryl Duane Ron Brian Brent Sutter as the team’s new head coach. Last season Lou “I’ll Do It Myself” Lamoriello finished up the season behind the bench after firing Claude Julien with 3 games remaining in the season. The Devils website gave us [...]
Someone Needs to Gang-Rape Gary Bettman's Wife
Fighting in hockey is great. Everyone loves hockey fight clips–even the announcers go nuts for a good scrap (check out Ken Wilson in the clip below–”Main Event! Get everybody to the ropes!”). Great fighters–Tony Twist, Bob Probert, Tie Domi, Joey Kocur–are beloved in their home cities. A fight gets the crowd fired up, it gets [...]
Someone Needs to Gang-Rape Gary Bettman’s Wife
Fighting in hockey is great. Everyone loves hockey fight clips–even the announcers go nuts for a good scrap (check out Ken Wilson in the clip below–”Main Event! Get everybody to the ropes!”). Great fighters–Tony Twist, Bob Probert, Tie Domi, Joey Kocur–are beloved in their home cities. A fight gets the crowd fired up, it gets [...]
Beukeboom Goes the Dynamite
Lace ‘em up, Cake Eater. Let’s go.
My name’s Hextall454, and shockingly, I’m not a lawyer. I grew up in the Philly area, a few years after the Flyers’ last Cup win in ’76. I learned how to play hockey on rollerblades in abandoned parking lots, and watching the Lindros era on [...]
This is the thanks we get?
The Anaheim (No Longer Mighty) Ducks pulled off the previously unthinkable and were the first Pacific Coast team in history to win the Stanley Cup. So what does NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman do to reward the team that is the champion of his league? He kicks them in the collective balls. Read how Anaheim and [...]
Why My Team Is Better Than Your Team: St. Louis Blues
The Blues used to play in a building called the Checkerdome. Now their principal owner is Dave Checketts. Coincidence? I think not. The moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter is indeed aligned with Mars. Read on for why this is the dawning of the New Age of Blues [...]
Why My Team Is Better Than Your Team: Colorado Avalanche
Why are the Avalanche better than any other pussy ass teams you may support? Two words: Joe Fucking Sakic. Super Joe returns for his 19th NHL season in 07-08 to kick some additional ass. Coming off a 100 point season, The Captain is ready to lead his collection of wily vets – Brunnette, Smyth, Lappy [...]
