BUFFALO (MYFO) — In a completely unexpected and baffling turn of events, tomorrow’s NHL AMP Winter Classic has been canceled due to the ongoing WGA Writers Strike.
Last minute talks to save the telecast, which was scheduled for 1PM Eastern on NBC, broke down in the eleventh hour in what is being called a “huge blow to outdoor sporting events [...]
We Probably Should Have Seen This Coming
Blues Fans Amass Pitchforks, Torches; Plan to Storm Scottrade Center and Kill Eric Brewer
Eric Brewer is not a popular fellow in St. Louis. In many cities, he would be an unremarkable hockey player. Decent skater, plays solid defense more or less. An average NHLer, at the very least. But in River City, Brewer will forever be known for two things. First, he was the return, along with a bag [...]
TWW: What I Want for Christmas
No matter what you celebrate this season, I’m sure we can all agree on one thing. Sidney Crosby died for our sins. After the jump, a very special The Weekly Whoring in which we reveal a couple Christmas wishes for the league. Happy holidays, gang.
Profiles In Douchebaggery: New York Islanders GM Garth Snow Enjoys the Company of College-Aged Men
Kyle Okposo, a sophomore on the Minnesota Golden Gophers hockey team, has decided to leave the program and is joining the New York Islanders, the team who drafted him No. 7 overall in last year’s NHL draft. The announcement came Wednesday and on Thursday, the General Manager of the Islanders, Garth Snow, or how I now choose to refer [...]
Claiming Hockey is Now Too Easy for Him, Marian Gaborik Plans to Hang Up Skates and Become A Formula One Driver
Five goals, man. Five freaking goals. Someone told me this was first time someone score five goals in NHL game since Sergei Federov did ten years ago. That is the tits, man, as you people say. This hockey stuff getting too easy for me. I’m like gigantic monsters in old video game Rampage and I go destroy building and shit and [...]
Closer to the edge…
I’ve made light in past articles of the fact that the producer of the Saw films is buying the Lightning. But the further along this deal goes, the more I start to wonder….there may be more to this guy than using movie quotes to get a cheap laugh.
After the jump, read why Oren Koules may [...]
