Stanley Cups Are for Jerks

Mats Sundin is a terrific hockey player, and has been for a long time. He is also a particular kind of very attractive hockey player: a veteran who retains considerable skill, on a one-year deal (and a fairly cap-friendly one, at that). The kind of player who just screams “trade bait.” Media reports out of [...]

Look around the corner, cock knocker

See this bandage on my hand, mother fucker? When it comes off, I’ll be pimp slapping your ass.

Making Puck: Fuck You Edition

Well, this weekend sucked. So much, in fact, Making Puck today will be dedicated to simply saying “Fuck You” to everyone today.