MYFO Be Livebloggin’ & Shit

MYFO Editors are gearing up as you read this for a rip-roaring good time as we live blog the Penguins-Flyers game tonight. We are all preparing ourselves in our own unique ways (don’t ask) so we suggest you get yourself ready as well. The live blog will begin promptly at 7:30 EST, so tune in to Versus or CBC, pour yourself one (or eight) of your favorite beverages and come hang out with MYFO for the evening!

All you have to do is click on over to Cover It Live using this link and you are good to go.

See you at 7:30!

Commissioner to the Rescue

TORONTO (MYFO) – As the international community continues to reel from a series of devastating natural disasters, the National Hockey League and its commissioner, Gary Bettman, held a press conference this morning to unveil their plans to assist in the recovery effort.

“Our market research shows that the people of the world are not currently fond of environmental catastrophes.  And since we hope to grow the NHL to a global brand of sport, I’m personally showing our support to the victims by demoting the Carolina Hurricanes, the Colorado Avalanche, and the Tampa Bay Lightning to the American Hockey League (AHL),” Bettman revealed Tuesday.

Former Greats and Scott Young to Collectively Break Hip

Every year around this time, in the midst of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the IIHF holds their annual World Championships.  Why?  We’re not exactly sure.  After all, it’s the best teams of the NHL that make the playoffs, and there’s a damn good chance that they are the best teams because they have the best players.  So why not hold a World Championships which will prove once and for all which country is the best in a tourney of above-average hockey players?  Let’s do it!!!!

This will continue until Korea shocks the world and wins the damn thing.  Richard Park is a Golden God.

But just because national honor is at stake in a series of sub-NHL caliber hockey games doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate the sport.  And is there a better way to celebrate the sport than old hockey players playing in an Alumni Game?  After the jump, we look at match-up, forget the names of our grandkids, and fall asleep in front of the TV by 4pm.