Bit of a quick hit that I stumbled upon this weekend. Getting past the overwhelming cloud of Aquanet, process for a moment that the chick is the nominee for Vice President of the United States. I have an ex who has big tits and is pro-life. Can she be nominated for VP too? She could [...]
Oh My God – What Have We Done?
Every year, the Philadelphia Flyers spice up their rookie/prospect/Steve Downie camp with the Trial on the Isle – “an exciting training day as part of mini-camp for the Philadelphia Flyers prospects which included a run, kayak, and charity softball game.” Hell yes. If there’s anything that’s going to help take down Kid Jesus and his Disciples [...]
Illinois is Gone
In spite of what Norb says, Lemont, IL isn’t the best town for experiencing all that this world has to offer. Christian Vande Velde can’t peddle fast enough to escape the banalities of the village. Diablo Cody had to escape to Minneapolis to write like a teenager. Likewise, I couldn’t wait to leave my Podunk [...]
Everything IS bigger in Texas
Hey Pac-Man…go fuck yourself. Debbie will be doing ME tonight.
Cristobal Huet to … the Blackhawks?!
Huet, Khabibulin, and Crawford are the new checking line. Why?
MYFO Editorial: Open Letter to Gary Bettman
We here at MYFO try rarely to be serious about things. We bring the funny. But there are times, such as now, where we stare at a piece of news and can find no humorous slant to take on it, because it’s just infuriating. This summer, we will be introducing a series of Open Letters [...]
MYFO Liveblog: The NHL Draft
Hey there, friends! Tonight we’ll be liveblogging the NHL Draft, as advertised. Be sure to join us just before 7 PM EDT as we get together for the final time this season and make fun of foreigners with funny names as teams pin their franchise hopes on a kid too young for pubes. Click here [...]
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Even Gary Bettman agrees
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