Joe Sakic is the Man

A little bird told me that Joe Sakic is going to get 110 points next year, with 40 goals and 70 assists. Then in the post season the man will have 3 more overtime goals and win the Conn Smythe trophy. Debate over. Just give the Avs the Cup now and stop wasting everybody’s time.




  1. How high are you? And I don’t mean altitude.

  2. I really do hope that gentleman Joe manages to pull it off, that way my signed 1986 Nordiques, O-Pee-Chee rookie card will skyrocket in value. However the fact that his rookie card is older than many, many NHL players… well I’m just not going to finish that thought.

  3. Its going to be one of those nights that you can’t decide how out of it you were until the next morning until you go through the lis tof things you did and how long it took you to do them.

    Also I met a dude named Olaf tonight, which is fucking awesome.

  4. I hope someday there will be another use for “it’s time to make some fucking grilled cheese”.

  5. the av’s will suck. you are paying how much for theodore to shine sakic’s cup? as an oiler fan i’m glad to see you sign symth, a guy who has NEVER HAS NEVER WILL score 40 goals to that contract. the way he plays good luck getting 10 games out of him in the final year. AND he looks like a can of smashed a-holes!! p.s. too bad your gm’s last name is Giguere, and NOT your goalie.

    p.s. 42-40 circling the bowl at 10th in the west

  6. Smyth doesn’t have to score more than 40 goals. The Avs were near the top of the NHL in goal scoring last season without him, and there’s been no major changes to their lineup other than ADDITIONS. Scoring is no problem for the studs in Colorado.

    Now, as for Theodore, it’s just one more year of keeping the most expensive backup goalie of all time on the roster. After that, the sky’s the limit. Kipper better watch his ass.

  7. JOE IS THE BEST IT IS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Joe is awesome, but check out his replacement, Paul Stastny.

  9. hey manchow, you can dera-lique my balls. joe sakic is my hero in every way possible and if im not mistaken, the fag-bag oilers are taking it in the ass every time they come in contact with the avs, not to mention they are bottom of the north west confrence AND tied for DEAD LAST in the entire western division. what now faggit? rock on joe, rock on avs.

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