Detroit Plays the Role of Snickering Dog: Duck(s) Hunt(ed) Down and Lose In Shootout to Red Wings: One of the more compelling storylines from this game is that this is Todd Bertuzzi’s first game playing for Stanley Cup Champion Anaheim Ducks. Seriously, fuck that guy right in his stinkhole. Am I the only one that hates this guy like the shit that breaks off mid-turd when you’re late for work? Too much wiping – gross. Nevertheless, Detroit wins in a shootout 3-2.
You’re Doing A Heckuva Job, Koivu: Obviously, the Montreal Canadiens don’t give a shit about New Orleans. Saku Koivu’s game-winner in OT lifts the Habs over the Hurricanes 3-2.
The Battle of Canadia, Part I: Dany Heatley steers two goals past Toronto goalie Andrew Raycroft, including the game-winner in overtime, to lead the Senators to a 4-3 victory over the Maple Leafs.
Whoo-hoo! Stars Lose: The preceding statement will always be what you get from ‘ol Weed Against Speed insofar as the North Stars are concerned. Stars lose 4-3 to the Avalanche. I hate the Stars – and Norm Green – fuck that douchenozzle. No one that played for the North Stars had anything to do with this loss, so great.