Making Puck: Last Night’s Action

Rangers 5, Panthers 2: Chris Drury scores his first goal for the Rangers. Marek Malik and Jaromir Jagr collect five assists between them. Calm down Rangers fans; it was the Panthers.

Senators 3, Leafs 2: Who owns Ontario now, bitches? Daniel Alfredsson scores twice for the home team, while the immortal Mats Sundin nets one for the Leafs.

Coyotes 3, Blues 2: The Blues haven’t won an opener since 1996. Keep the streak alive! Keith Ballard had a nice goal for the Yotes.

Wild 1, Blackhawks 0: The Hawks celebrate Bill Wirtz Appreciation Night by sucking.

Lightning 3, Devils 1: Lecavalier (2 goals) and St. Louis (3 assists) spoil Brent Sutter’s debut behind the Jersey bench. Lou Lamoriello is interviewing replacements.

Predators 4, Avalanche 0: I thought the Preds were supposed to suck. The ‘Lanche were apparently scoreboard-watching the NLDS.

Oilers 3, Sharks 2: Oilers win in a shootout. Screw you, Mrs. Pronger! Jerret Stoll was the hero.

Flyers 3, Flames 2: Danny Briere makes Sabres fans burn even more as he nets two for the visiting Flyers.



  1. Lou Lamoriello is interviewing replacements.

    Yes, that’s why my phone has been ringing off the hook!

  2. Bad night for us Sabres fans to watch 5 points go out the window before the season even starts…err…I mean, the Sabres still have a legitimate shot at the Cup.

  3. Drury? Briere? Who are they?

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