Making Puck: Last Night’s Action

Rangers 5, Panthers 2: Chris Drury scores his first goal for the Rangers. Marek Malik and Jaromir Jagr collect five assists between them. Calm down Rangers fans; it was the Panthers.

Senators 3, Leafs 2: Who owns Ontario now, bitches? Daniel Alfredsson scores twice for the home team, while the immortal Mats Sundin nets one for the Leafs.

Coyotes 3, Blues 2: The Blues haven’t won an opener since 1996. Keep the streak alive! Keith Ballard had a nice goal for the Yotes.

Wild 1, Blackhawks 0: The Hawks celebrate Bill Wirtz Appreciation Night by sucking.

Lightning 3, Devils 1: Lecavalier (2 goals) and St. Louis (3 assists) spoil Brent Sutter’s debut behind the Jersey bench. Lou Lamoriello is interviewing replacements.

Predators 4, Avalanche 0: I thought the Preds were supposed to suck. The ‘Lanche were apparently scoreboard-watching the NLDS.

Oilers 3, Sharks 2: Oilers win in a shootout. Screw you, Mrs. Pronger! Jerret Stoll was the hero.

Flyers 3, Flames 2: Danny Briere makes Sabres fans burn even more as he nets two for the visiting Flyers.

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3 Comments

  1. Lou Lamoriello is interviewing replacements.

    Yes, that’s why my phone has been ringing off the hook!

  2. Bad night for us Sabres fans to watch 5 points go out the window before the season even starts…err…I mean, the Sabres still have a legitimate shot at the Cup.

  3. Drury? Briere? Who are they?


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