Making Puck: That’s “S-Words”, Mr. Connery.

SABRE!

Popeye was this kind of man. – The Islanders brand-new first line combines for 3 goals and 7 assists in the Isles 6-4 win over the Sabres. It begun with a bloody S!

Jetlag is a bitch. – The Ducks have the worst day in Columbus that doesn’t involve getting caught rubbing one out in the library, getting blasted 4-0 by the Blue Jackets. The Ducks have one more stop on their Death March before the finally get their home opener where they can raise their Cup Banner….next Wednesday.

Eric Staal doesn’t care about your Crosby Sweater. – Staal scores twice in the Hurricanes’ 4-1 win over the Pens. I’d say the Penguins played like shit, but I’d end up with another 50+ comments telling me how much of a douchebag I am. I get enough of that from my mother.

Luongo goes into cage. Cage goes into water. – Luongo gets torched for three goals in a loss to the Sharks. My fantasy team goes into the shitter.

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