Yeah, Blake. I’m talking to you. “Rare but treatable form of cancer”, my ass. You think just because you’ve gotta do some chemo, you get a free pass from the wrath? I fucked an Olsen twin, mother fucker! How many people can say they banged the chick from 24 and the chick from Weeds in the span of a couple months? One. That’s how many.
You and your monkey friend can talk all the shit they want. No straight man can be named Darcy. Just remember: God hates fags….and the French. And Canadians. Next time I go to Canuckistan, I’m going to personally drop by Toronto and shit in your hat. You and Chris Neil.
You know how you get leukemia at your age? From getting fucked in the ass. That’s how. If you need me, I’ll be showing Mary Kate’s sister how a man with TWO balls can fuck.