Look around the corner, cock knocker

See this bandage on my hand, mother fucker? When it comes off, I’ll be pimp slapping your ass.

I had my wrist surgery a week ago for a reason, Leukemia Boy. If you think I was rough on you and Tucker last time, just wait until Thursday. I’m going to shove my skate so far up your ass, you’ll be praying for a relapse just so you can go back to chemo and take the pain meds. Between your cancer-having ass, Tucker’s goon-faced puss, and the rest of you Frogs in Canuckistan, my newly rebuilt left hand is going to get a lot of work.

Oh, you didn’t hear? I asked the doc to put a few new features on when he operated on my wrist last week. A special present, because I knew I’d be coming back to fuck you up first.

 

Fear the spear, bitches. Fear the spear.

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4 Comments

  1. Cock knocker is a vastly underused insult.

  2. Avery’s going to get to fuck some hot Palestinian bitches.

  3. He is gonna shank a bitch.

  4. […] What? You are a n00b who doesn’t know the origins of “cock knocker”? Go, be enlightened. […]


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