See this bandage on my hand, mother fucker? When it comes off, I’ll be pimp slapping your ass.
I had my wrist surgery a week ago for a reason, Leukemia Boy. If you think I was rough on you and Tucker last time, just wait until Thursday. I’m going to shove my skate so far up your ass, you’ll be praying for a relapse just so you can go back to chemo and take the pain meds. Between your cancer-having ass, Tucker’s goon-faced puss, and the rest of you Frogs in Canuckistan, my newly rebuilt left hand is going to get a lot of work.
Oh, you didn’t hear? I asked the doc to put a few new features on when he operated on my wrist last week. A special present, because I knew I’d be coming back to fuck you up first.
Fear the spear, bitches. Fear the spear.
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