The Weekly Whoring: The Ultimate Whore-Out

It’s been a few weeks without a TWW post, mainly because we were hammering out the final details of a large deal. There’s no easy way to say this: Making Puck will be retired for the forseeable future, if not permanently.

Without going into too much detail, there is a corporate sponsor willing to give us riches beyond our wildest dreams to recap games for them, and, because we’re whores….we agreed. This is what you get for falling for whores. Life isn’t always like Pretty Woman, where Richard Gere wins your heart and saves you from the street. Sometimes, Richard Gere just shoves a gerbil up your ass and laughs at you.

So, this weekend will be Making Puck’s final hoorah. You have Reasonable Doubt and LeNoceur leading the way this weekend, but starting Monday, you will see more original content in an effort to give the fledgling site we’re recapping for a much-needed traffic bump. We’re philanthropic that way. Feel free to join us on Monday and support us in our newest endeavor, recapping games for a site that shall remain nameless. We’ll call it Dead S. No wait, that’s too obvious. how about D. Spin? Yeah, that’ll do.

So raise a glass for an Irish Wake, because after the Jump, our eulogy to Making Puck.

An Ode to Making Puck
A Limerick By Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

There once was a feature called Making Puck
And for the first couple weeks months, boy, did you suck.
You weren’t very funny
You didn’t make us any money
And when we had to post you, we’d yell FUCK!

 

A Blog Post In The Wind
(sung to the tune of “A Candle In The Wind” by Elton John
Lyrics re-imagined by Weed Against Speed

Goodbye Making Puck
Though I never read you at all
You had the grace to post yourself
When those around you scrawled

They scrawled on the internets
And they whispered in your brain
They set you to post at 8
And they had you recap the games

And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a blog post in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When you felt chagrined
And I would have liked to have read you
But the internet filter wouldn’t let me in
The MYFO guys pulled the plug out long before
Your legend ever did

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3 Comments

  1. Called up to the Show! On behalf of D**ds**n puckheads everywhere, I offer my congratulations, secure in the knowledge that Denton won’t kill off the Closer now! No pressure gentlemen…

  2. FHF raises a Bell Cntre $9.50 Molson to MYFO! We expect no less than 3 Sean Avery references per week.

  3. *Bell CENTRE. “Forum” was much easier to spell.


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