No matter what you celebrate this season, I’m sure we can all agree on one thing. Sidney Crosby died for our sins. After the jump, a very special The Weekly Whoring in which we reveal a couple Christmas wishes for the league. Happy holidays, gang.
For Gary Bettman: A new sock, some business savvy, and/or a puck to the groin.
For Daniel Briere: A round-trip ticket to SoIll, so he can brood in peace with his fellow emo-banger.
For BOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAARD: A trip to the All-Star game.
For Sean Avery: Some new catchphrases.
For the Detroit Red Wings: Some injuries, damn it. Let the rest of the league catch up.