Welcome Back! (Nashville Edition)

Oops, I crapped my pants…again

Welcome to the newest feature on MYFO: Welcome Back! We know there’s a lot of fans of football teams that have nothing to pay attention to anymore. Knowing that, they’re turning to other sports. We’re happy to help. Every time a football team’s season ends, we’ll welcome those fans back to the fold by giving them an update as to what that city’s team has been up to this year.

Man, losing to a Norv Turner team in the first round? That’s gotta hurt. Luckily, there is exciting Predators hockey to ease the pain!

YOUR Nashville Predators may have a new owner. Or they may not. It’s hard to keep up with all the ownership drama. But if you’re just now tuning in to the Predators’ season, your first reaction is likely: Who the fuck are these guys? Gone are franchise stalwarts Paul Kariya, Scott Hartnell, Tomas Vokoun, Peter Forsberg and Kimmo Timonen.

To fill out the roster, the Predators brought in Dan Ellis to back up Chris Mason in goal, and persuaded Kevin Klein to take a hiatus from being in bad movies to play some defense. These reinforcements have helped the Preds hang on to 12th place in the Western Conference, just a smidgen or three behind their 110-point pace of a season ago.

Meanwhile, Shea Weber, Darcy Hordichuk, Jordin Tootoo, Jerred Smithson and JP Dumont are working on releasing their first CD as the world’s only mulleted, multilingual country music boy band. Shea is the pretty one; Jordin is the “bad boy”; Darcy is dark and brooding; Jerred is the sensitive one; and JP does the choreography.

Since some assholes already took Five for Fighting as a band name, they had to settle for Five for Boarding and a Game Misconduct. Their first single, “Baby Got Butt-End” is set to hit the airwaves in February.

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2 Comments

  1. “baby got butt-end” Sounds like a porno. That’s one of the reasons I love hockey–so easily corruptible. (Post idea perhaps? Just credit me if you do use it) =-)

  2. Wow Nashville is worse than I thought if that’s all you can come up with.


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