This 2008 Black Hawk Tank will conquer the NHL! A 180 foot IRBM, capable of shooting a booming puck through anything.
*The IRBM falls off*
Not to worry! We have a replacement specially made in Sweden. Just a little glue there, some duct tape, and …
See, good as new!
Now, you see those Archimedes screws on the side. They pull the large body around.
*The screws stop moving*
Er, um, ok. Let’s cover those up.
At least we still have the 100 barrel volley gun.
*Gun breaks down*
Well, let’s put a peashooter in the gun’s spot.
There! It’s the brand new Vintage 2006 Black Hawk Tank!