Boys Stink at Hockey!!!!

 

Alexander Ovechkin: Alright, girlz. I know thats you not the ones I asks for, but you can take downs anyones if you gives your best! Look ats those boys over there! They snickering at you! They think you full of cooties! They laughing because you makes 75 cents for every ruble they makes! You are not second class! YOU ARE WOMAN!!! HEAR YOU ROAR!!! Team on three! One, zwei, three!!!

Referee: You ready?

Beth: Uh huh.

Tim: Yep.

*Drops ball, Tim wins the faceoff*

Ovechkin: Hey! I teach you to beat girlz!

*Ovechkin has checked Tim*

Tim: Ohhhhh …

Ovechkin: Take that, booger eater!

*Melanie has retrieved the puck*

OOOOOOOOOH!!!! PASS ITS TO ME! I’Z OPEN!!!

*Melanie has passed the puck to the right point*

OVIE TIME!!!

*Ovechkin takes a slap shot that hits Johnny in the leg, the ball deflects back to Ovechkin*

Johnny: OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Green: Uh, Alex, calm down there. This isn’t a pro hockey game.

Ovechkin: What sa matter, Greenie? Your boys not WOMAN enough to plays this game? Go cry to yours mommies!

Try to stop this one!!!!

*Ovechkin shoots again at the net*

Mike Green: Tommy, get down!!

Tommy: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tommy drops goalie stick and dives out of the way, ball goes in net*

Ovechkin: GOALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! GIRLZ, WE SCORED!!!!! YOU CAN SCORES TOO!!!

*Ball is dropped again at center ice, Tim doesn’t even bother trying to fight for it*

Beth, pass it here!

*Beth passes ball to Ovechkin, who drives down the right wing*

OVIE TIME!!!!

Mike Green: Boys, duck!!!!!

*All of the boys fall down*

Ovechkin: Beth, come to the net!

*Beth heads toward the goal, Ovechkin passes the ball to her for a tap-in*

YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! WE SCORED!!!! SEE GIRLZ?

*30 minutes later*

Tim: My legs hurt!

Johnny: My elbow hurts!

Tommy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ovechkin: SEE, GIRLZ? You showed those boys who is dominant sex!! GIRLZ 9, STINKY SMELLY BOYS AND SMELLY MIKE GREEN 0!!! We have to celebrate! I KNOW! Let’s go to malls and gets great haircuts!

Stick tap to D.C Sports Bog and Agent Steinz for the photo

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1 Comment

  1. what I wouldn’t give for an invite to join Greenie & Ovie’s Excellent Adventure….


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