The Penguins Bring You The Localest Local Commercial That Ever Localed

Move over, Kurt Angle Pizza Outlet commercial — the Pittsburgh Penguins (namely Colby Armstrong, Maxime Talbot, Sergei Gonchar, and Evgeni Malkin) have joined forces to create perhaps the most brain-searing commercial in the history of local Pittsburgh commercials, and, arguably, in the entire rich pantheon of great local-athlete commercials. But wait, you ask — doesn’t Malkin not speak English? Well, Max Talbot can’t beat-box on a whim, either, and that ain’t stoppin’ him.

Screw the Cups. I have simply never been prouder to be a Penguins fan:



  1. We give you new car! Maybe finance! Everyone star here!

  2. unless sid is somewhere off camera colby isnt scoring with that chick because god knows he cant score off sids line

  3. It’s a good think Gonchar speaks English so well. It would have taken forever for Malkin to figure out how to pronounce “taswygowanowich”.

  4. *thing

    Dammit, I’m starting to think in Russian.

  5. Needs more ghost ridin’ the whip! Get out the way and let Casper drive!

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