Easter Came Early This Year

Risen

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the second day of the week, Ty Conklin and the other Tyler went to look in the trainer’s room. There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Sid came down from heaven and, going to the training room, rolled back the table and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The trainers were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

The angel said to the players, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Hockey Jesus, who was afflicted. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen and is going ahead of you into Tampa. There you will see him.’ Now I have told you.”

So the players hurried away from the trainer’s room, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Hockey Jesus met them. “Greetings,” he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Hockey Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Tampa; there they will see me.”

Wow. Big news and a truly blessed event.

Ryan Smyth, how do you feel about it?

RyanSmyth

Yes, Ryan. We share in your tears of joy.

Amen.

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3 Comments

  1. Cry, Ryan, cry. You left Edmonton for $100k extra. Fake tears? I do believe so. From his Wiki page:

    Sun Media later reported that Smyth and the Oilers were a mere $100,000 apart per year in a five-year contract when Edmonton traded him to the Islanders.

    Boo hoo.

    All hail Sid the Kid.

  2. Since he’s coming back, will Sid be bringing chocolate eggs? (although goldfish leaving Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer would have more of a miraculous connotation to it.)

    /Bill Hicks

  3. @loser domi: As long as were making shit up let’s go hog wild.

    I have also yet to capture a Gideon.


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