Contrary to popular belief, not everybody in the NHL makes the playoffs. Try as they may, 14 teams ended their hockey-related obligations this weekend after a long, hard year of sucktitude. We here at MYFO encourage you to erase their substandard play from your collective memory, and join us in wishing them good luck on the golf course starting today.
Next up, Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price with the Supplemental Southeast tee times, since he screwed up and forgot the Thrashers.
What happened?: I was searching for a polite way to put this. But…um…well? You’re not that good. You got ten wins over the last three months of the season. I know, coming from a Lightning fan, it’s hard to hear, but you’re not. One player finishing the year over fifty points is not conducive to a playoff run, even in the southeast.
Their year at MYFO: They allowed Ovie Time to net his 60th goal. Their goalie deserved a red card. Trade rumors sent Hossa everywhere but Pittsburgh. It should be telling that in the entire season, we didn’t write one Thrashers-centric post. That’s the sign of a baaaaaad season.
The Silver Lining: Colby Armstrong is a hoss. Kovalchuk can lead a team (with talent) to the playoffs. Perrin is a class act that can score…sometimes. Get some goaltending, some more defense, and some more solid scorers, and you might be able to break .500.
Seriously? You guys were that upset I missed your team?? SERIOUSLY?!