Get the cross ready, douchelick.

Long ago, Lord Byron wrote, “The king-times are fast finishing. There will be blood shed like water, and tears like mist. But the peoples will conquer in the end. I shall not live to see it, but I foresee it.”

In other words, get ready, Hockey Jesus. I’m going to take that halo and use it as a cock ring.

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7 Comments

  1. Dafoe was a hack.

  2. What, no Dogma quote?

  3. wait, if he needs a cock ring, doesn’t that mean he has trouble keeping it up?

    /not that I would know

  4. Cock rings are popular among swingers and those partaking in orgies.

    /not that I would know.

  5. @wraparoundcurl: if it burns when you pee, clap your hands! CLAP!

  6. I’m so torn…on the one hand, the mere sight of Avery generally fills me with the type of hatred I have a hard time expressing with words. On the other hand I can’t help but feel a twinge of glee when I think about 4+ games of Avery annoying the piss out of Hockey Jesus. What to do, what to do!?

  7. @ Caps Red Army: Join the dark side. We have cookies. And we shall make a deity fall.


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