See You On The Fairway: Calgary Edition

Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end their hockey-related obligations without lifting the Holy Grail of Hockey. We here at MYFO encourage you to erase their substandard play from your collective memory, and join us in wishing them good luck on the golf course.

Next up, Raskolnikov with the Calgary Flames, who lost 4 games to 3 to the San Jose Sharks. Golfers use bulls to drive from hole to hole. No one ever plays the course in the correct order.

What Happened?

Inconsistent goaltending. The Kipper pulled his best 2006-07 Ray Emery impression by alternating between sublimity and stupidity.

Kristian Huselius failed to score in the series. That’s not going to help your earn money on your next contract!

Mike Keenan can’t hold a job longer than me. When stressed, he makes drastic moves, which are either brilliant or uncalled for.

Their Year in MYFO

Mike apologized to Curtis Joseph for their rocky past, but we know that Mike’s still a heartless prick.

The Silver Lining

Iron Mike will be gone next season. The man has the uncanny ability to infuriate everyone around him in the span of a year. Jarome Iginla, who should be the face of the NHL according to a certain drunk, will rope cattle in town until 2014. Kipper is banned from all fast food restaurants until his contract ends. Dion Phaneuf gets Elisha Cuthbert, who’s burned out at 25. Could be worse.

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2 Comments

  1. 23 is the new 30, right?

  2. Is that burned out or worn through?


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