MYFO Liveblog: Do or Die – Game 5

Here we go again, kiddies. Tonight, once again, the MYFO Crew will gather for another liveblog for Game 5. Be there. Be square. We don’t care.

/sillyrhymes

Here is the link to enter the liveblog. We’ll see you around 7:30 PM EDT tonight!

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Hockey Jesus Tells it Like it Is

In the New Testament, Jesus Christ often chose to speak in parables.  Figuring that anything He said would be treated as if it were a holy mandate, He often decided to spice thing up with some good old fashioned fablespeak.  For the wise, they were able to glean the message by interpreting it properly.  For those without, their literal minds allowed them to rob banks on account of being “prodigal.” 

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A Look Ahead Into Marc-Andre Fleury’s Contract Negotiations This Summer

Fleury

FLEURY’S AGENT: I believe my client has demonstrated time and time again that, at the young age of 23, he is already an elite NHL talent capable of backstopping a team deep into the playoffs. He’s followed up his 40-win ’06-’07 regular season with a dominating 2008 playoff performance, winning 12 of his first 14 starts and posting a sub-2.00 Goals Against Average and a 94% Save Percentage en route to a Cup Finals berth. Therefore, my client is seeking nothing less than legitimate, top-notch goaltender money in the vicinity of $6-$7 million per year over the next five seasons.

Ray Shero pauses. He pulls out a remote control, hits a button, and a video screen drops down from the ceiling. The following clip plays:

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