See You on the Fairway: Pittsburgh Edition

Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end their hockey-related obligations without lifting the Holy Grail of Hockey. We here at MYFO encourage you to erase their substandard play from your collective memory, and join us in wishing them good luck on the golf course.

Pittsburgh Penguins

What happened? Sometimes youth doesn’t prevail over wisdom, and that’s precisely what happened to Sidney Christ’s first real shot at a Stanley Cup. Despite winning Game 3 in front of an electrified Mellon Arena crowd, as well as jumping out to a 2-goal lead in Game 5, they were no match for the calm and calculated firepower of Henrik Zetterberg and company. With Gonchar hammered and Ryan Malone catching pucks with his face, a depleted Pens team watched the final seconds click away towards another title for Hockeyto- YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Maxime Talbot? Really?

Fuck.

Apparently, to be continued at a later date.

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13 Comments

  1. If you just jinxed the Detroit Red Wings and Sidney Crosby and Co. wins the cup, I’m coming to find you Hextall and hunting you down like a duck…

  2. Nibbles?

  3. 4th time’s a charm (in FireFox this time)

    Frank I jinxed the Wings 2 days ago. Come hunt me instead of poor Hex, he’s got enough troubles

    http://fourhabsfans.blogspot.com/2008/06/detroit-red-wings-win-stanley-cup.html

  4. Won’t let me post a URL is that it?

  5. Maybe it won’t let me post a blogger URL?

    ANYWAY, I’m trying depsrately to leave a comment for Frank that I jinxed the Wings 2 days ago on FHF (and leave a F*ing link), so he could hunt me instead of Hex. I will now return to my regulalry scheduled work-avoidance at porn sites. Thank you for your time.

  6. Yes, this I thought went up this morning. It did not. BLARG.

  7. Best post of the season, hands down.

    I will now be sending the link to this post to everyone I know.

  8. CRA: Best post, “pants down.”

  9. I would say that you put the horse before the cart, but this is just too funny.

  10. Is that a Pens pirate hat? Or am I totally off?

  11. It’s a golf cover.

  12. Putter and putter cover?

  13. Obviously I am not a golfer…


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