Do You Believe in Probable Outcomes? YES!!!!

And just like that, your intrepid MYFO editors step away from their keyboards, take a deep breath, and dance on the stupid faces of those at ThePensBlog. After the game, Tomas Holmstrom was quoted, “Reasonable Doubt, this one was for you, buddy.”

Hell yes.

We’d like to thank everyone over the last six games in Live Blog World. We had a lot of fun and will be back in that game for Awards Night and the Draft a month for now. As for standard daily snark, we’ll be back tomorrow with some recap and recollection…if the booze wears off.

As for Sidney Christ, he’ll be quiet, but we can expect his return in 3 days, give or take.

(Picture credit to Gene Puskar.)

MYFO Liveblog: Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals

If you think I’m going to use that goddamned overtime cat again, you’re nuts. That was a jinx.

Anyway, Game 6 is tonight. Can the Pens gut out another win? We’ll find out.

In the meantime, join us here for the liveblog starting around 7:30 PM EDT

Dan Cleary’s Meeting with the Coach

Joey enters Mike Babcock’s office with a burlap sack

Burlap Sack: rmf, fgh, sherpa rumf …

Babcock: Thanks Joey, just leave it there.

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As first seen yesterday at The 700 Level, the Philadelphia Flyers are spending their off-season doing two things.  1) Shaving their awful playoff beards.  2) Throwing ceremonial baseballs at unsuspecting back-up catchers or base coaches.  It’s true.  Monday at Citizens Bank Park, the Flyers assembled a mighty shift of 6 to throw 1 baseball about 60 feet.  That’s some teamwork.

(Elsewhere, Steve Downie cheap shotted a cotton candy vendor.)

And thanks to Ladies…  Emeritus Clare, we have this fine snapshot depicting these Flyers in their finest moment of sauntering.  Who are they, you may ask?  Hell if I know.  So rather than do the responsible thing and search the local papers for the full foul line roster, let’s have a little quiz.  Let’s see if you can (insert awesome game show music)…

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