Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Dan Hinote

I’ll admit it. I am a fan of a lame-ass hockey franchise. But even the lame have to have some standards. Right? Help me out here, people.

The St. Louis Blues are so starved for star power (sorry Chris Mason, but I don’t think you qualify) that they are hyping the marriage of fourth-liner/press box regular Dan Hinote to Amy McCarthy, in an apparent attempt to get some PR mileage out of the connection to her has-been semi-celebriskanky sister Jenny.

This feature, through insightful questioning, reveals who knows more about Dan, new wife Amy or road roommate Erik Johnson. I learned two things: 1) Erik Johnson is quite possibly the least observant person on Earth. 2) Amy McCarthy is color-blind (although that didn’t hurt her Playboy shoot)(NSFW).

Stay tuned for the Blues’ next exciting feature: “Andy MacDonald used to play in L.A., where lots of celebrities are. He tells us about the time he walked past Richard Hatch in the airport.” And please, please acquire some actually interesting players.



  1. I thought Playboy shoots were always safe for work…

  2. Leno, it’s impossible for women to be color blind.

  3. She’s gross.

  4. “Playboy shoots”–what lies! You don’t even get to shoot them!

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