Hey everyone, it’s that time again! No, not to “Remember the Alamo” or perform one of our cute skits. The season’s starting tomorrow in Prague, which is slightly less dangerous than Bratislava. I wanted cover the game in person, but with rising Xanax and bourbon costs, the only way I’m crossing the Atlantic is by millions of seagulls. And I don’t see any giant peaches, do you? So, I offer this public service announcement.
Sean Leahy, aka Puck Uncle, is hosting a liveblog at Going Five Hole. For those of us without CBC or Center Ice, this will be our only means of watching the first Rangers/Demi-Penguins Lightning tilt. Coverage kicks off at 10:45 CT; that’s 11:45 ET for you Easterners who can’t add one hour. I’ll be there, Wittgenstein take-home test in one hand, penis in the other.
However, what is there to do for the rest of the day?
*Pops Xanax, pours tumbler of Elijah Craig 12*