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False Hope
Paul Maurice: My stomach doesn’t feel as bad as it once did. Weeks of cottage cheese, strained peas, and electrolytes have appeased my poor digestive tract. There’s still a lingering sensation of indigestion hovering around my duodenum. Will I ever fully recover? Ohhh, am I ever going to be rid of this?
March 19, 2008
Categories: Hockey, Invertebrates, Islanders, Losing the Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes, Maple Leafs, Paul Maurice, Raskolnikov . . Author: Raskolnikov . Comments: 1 Comment
Eight Helpings of Diaretics
Paul Maurice: Oh fuck, my stomach hurts.
February 6, 2008
Categories: Invertebrates, Maple Leafs, Paul Maurice, Raskolnikov . Tags: Georges St-Pierre Should Kick Your Ass . Author: Raskolnikov . Comments: 4 Comments
My Nuts are Killing Me
Paul Maurice: Unnnnnnnnnnhhhh. God that’s annoying. Feels like Pat Verbeek is tugging on my spermatic cord. Just go away, stop.
January 21, 2008
Categories: Invertebrates, Maple Leafs, Paul Maurice . Tags: You Don't Have Testicular Torsion Dean Venture . Author: Raskolnikov . Comments: 6 Comments
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