Hey Kids, It’s Summer Camp Time! Now Where Do You Little Bastards Want To Go?

Hi, there. This is Derek Boogaard and I have some bad news.

MYFO has generously afforded me the opportunity to take a moment out of their hectic posting schedule to inform you that this summer, there will be no Boogaard Fighting Camp. I am profoundly disappointed about this and I would rather not get into why I will be not holding the camp at this point. The one thing I will say is the negative publicity and media backlash that resulted from my last Fighting Camp had a lot to do with my decision and let’s leave it at that.

But do not fret, for from the ashes of the Fighting Camp, a new Boogaard camp has been created:

I am pleased to announce and be sure to get your registration forms in early, because space is limited for the Derek Boogaard Debate Camp.

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Here, Have a Cigar! Weed Against Speed Is A Brand New Papa!

It gives me great pride and honor to announce for the first time anywhere that there has been a new addition to the Weed Against Speed and Cinnamon Girl family. Last Friday, yours truly adopted a bouncing baby boy!

With that said, please follow me after the jump to see the most adorable photo of our little bundle of joy!

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MYFO’s Completely Impartial Playoff Preview: Wild VERSUS Avalanche

As we enter the mystical time of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs, MYFO felt it was necessary to take an open-minded look at the matchups in the Quarterfinals and provide our dear readers with an even-handed preview of each series.

Next up is Weed Against Speed with his preview of the Wild/Avalanche series, which kicks off tonight at the Xcel Energy Center in Saint Paul.

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Western Conference Goons, You Are All On Notice: BOOOOGAAAARD’s Back!

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The moment finally arrived. Although he returned the other night in the Wild’s win against the Colorado Avalanche, Derek Boogaard returned to his pugilistic ways last night in Minnesota’s tilt against the surging San Jose Sharks. Although the Wild lost to the Sharks 4-3 in the shootout after Marian Gaborik tied it up with only 28 seconds left and defensemen Kurtis Foster suffered a broken leg when he violently crashed into the boards; it was nevertheless nice to see Boogaard back.

 In only his 27th game in an injury-plagued season, Boogey was hungry and last night, and Jody Shelley just happened to be the goon de jour.

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TWW: Listen to Us Argue About Goonery

A couple weeks ago week, I whored out the radio show I was contributing to. This week, a special treat. Actually, two. This will be the last week to hear my sorry ass on the show, as I was dragging it too far down in the mud. But also, because the host is out on vacation, MYFO is taking over. That’s right, folks. At different points in the night, all of your favorite MYFO writers will be talking about goonery in the NHL. Should the instigator rule get shitcanned? Should guys like Avery BOOOOOGAAAAAARRRRRD and Chris “Don’t Call Me Psycho” Simon be allowed to police themselves like adults without repercussion? Will that help or hurt the sport?

To listen, simply click here. The show will begin at 9 PM EDT and run for about an hour and a half. Joining the MYFO’ers will be Senators Lost Cojones from Five For Smiting and HabsFan33 from Four Habs Fans.

So sit back and enjoy. Even if you can’t tune in tonight, the show is archived at that link beginning immediately after the show ends.

MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptations: Goodfellas (Part II)

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We proudly continue with the presentation of MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Goodfellas, here on Mastercrease Theatre. Join us, will you? To view Part I of the production, you can find it here. Enjoy.  

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MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptations: Goodfellas (Part I)

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Hello, MYFO readers. Martin Scorsese here. I imagine few of you are aware I’m a big hockey fan. In fact, I love the NHL – okay – in particular the Minnesota Wild. So I followed with great interest – okay – the recent developments involving my beloved team. At the trade deadline, the Wild picked up Chris Simon in a trade. I mean, Chris Simon? He’s more fitting as a character in one of my films as opposed to a professional hockey player – which got me to thinking – okay – picture this – okay –

Every year or so, I try to do something – okay – it keeps me refreshed as to what’ s going on in front of the lens, and I understand what the actor is going through. So, get this – okay – I have re-imagined some key scenes from Goodfellas and adapted them to try and perceive with my mind’s eye how things could go with Derek Boogaard, Todd Fedoruk and Chris Simon on the same team.

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