Springtime Is For Making Up Not For Breaking Up

By now, everyone has heard about the incident that occurred between Martin Brodeur and Sean Avery after the Rangers disposed of the Devils on Friday night. To those who live in a Mormon Statutory Rape Community or a place with similar internet access, Brodeur refused to shake Avery’s hand after the game, as is the tradition when a series in the NHL comes to an end.

 

Ohhh, snap! You really got him on that one, Marty. You flipped him like a cheese omelette and left Avery sizzling. Total burn.

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Open Letter to Ron MacLean and Colin Campbell

Dear Canuckistani Terrorist Fuckbuckets,

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Martin Brodeur House Party: Part Trois

Doc: Garth Snow has just plowed by the doormen and is entering the basement! What kind of malevolence is he bringing!?

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Marty Brodeur House Party: Part Deux

 

Doc: Oh my goodness! The lights are whipping around faster than a Tiger Williams left uppercut! Partygoers are dancing to the Oakenfold beats!

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