I’Z LATE FOR AN IMPORTANT DATE

BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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We’ve Got Love

GREENY RESIGNED? YAAAAAYY!!!

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Caps’ GM Would Like You To Know He Is Hung Like a Horse

It’s almost free-agent time in the NHL, which means that teams are scrambling to re-sign their own FAs before the market opens up on July 1 to all bidders. With the past couple summers containing craziness like the Dustin Penner and Tomas Vanek contracts, the “restricted” in restricted free agency is at best a mild deterrent.

Which is why, while attempting to work out a long-term deal with RFA defenseman Mike Green, Washington Capitals GM George McPhee brought out the big stick this week–his own. Continue reading

Boys Stink at Hockey!!!!

 

Alexander Ovechkin: Alright, girlz. I know thats you not the ones I asks for, but you can take downs anyones if you gives your best! Look ats those boys over there! They snickering at you! They think you full of cooties! They laughing because you makes 75 cents for every ruble they makes! You are not second class! YOU ARE WOMAN!!! HEAR YOU ROAR!!! Team on three! One, zwei, three!!!

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