Ovie’s Blood is Banned in 35 States


COLON BUS BLEW JACKETS? When I tookz that stuff, I blews a kilo of Froot Rollups! Saw the birdies and carpets that I cutted out! Pigeons covered in doody! That called irony!

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Goon of the Week: Jody Shelley

The Original Goon

Well, my last couple “Goons of the Week” (fortnight, month, whatever) have featured the bad side of goonery–one of the cheapest of cheap shots ever, and a sneaky coaching maneuver. Today, though, MYFO celebrates the positive side of gonnery, in the person of Jody Shelley. Continue reading

Welcome Back! (Ohio Valley Edition)

Holy shit, we won!

Welcome to the newest feature on MYFO: Welcome Back! We know there’s a lot of fans of football teams that have nothing to pay attention to anymore. Knowing that, they’re turning to other sports. We’re happy to help. Every time a football team’s season ends, we’ll welcome those fans back to the fold by giving them an update as to what that city’s team has been up to this year.

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The Blue Jackets Would Like You to Rate Their Weiners

cbjlogo.gifLife is hard for the Blue Jackets.  No matter how well you play, the other teams in your division get all of the Central ink.  Ok, the Red Wings are obliterating everybody, and Chicago has a nice story about a couple of small children who got lost at the mall and now are their leading scorers, I got that.  The Blues are a nice story because they’re loaded with young prospects and LeNoc would kick my ass if I didn’t write something nice.  Hell, even the Predators are on Peter Forsberg’s short-list, should he ever decide to remind people he’s better than half of the league while using half the legs God gave him.  Never mind the team in 2nd place, people.  The team that has nice uniforms, a Stanley Cup winning coach, and are one point out of the playoffs right now.

The Columbus Blue Jackets are waving their hands furiously in your direction.  Call on them, damn it.

I’ve been to a game in Nationwide Arena, and it’s one of the better arena experiences in the league.  But Columbus’ precious Buckeyes days away from getting demolished by LSU, so no one’s looking to catch a Jackets game.  They’ll be back for a three-game stint next week against teams they can totally beat (STL, NSH, VAN).  In the meantime, their webmasters have the perfect promotion waiting for you on their website.

Don’t believe me?  Keep reading.

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The Knaves of Toews Emerge!


One more warning sound
We’re comin’ out




We’ve sequestered ourselves under the Blackhawks shop for a month, abstaining from any distractions. No Theo Fleury Xanax parties, no Jeremy Roenick karaoke impressions, nothing. Just pure concentration on October 22, 2007.

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We Will Do More Damage to You than Doug MacLean

That’s it, we’ve had enough.

Two to four weeks? Ron Hainsey, let me introduce you to the Knaves of Toews.




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