Get the cross ready, douchelick.

Long ago, Lord Byron wrote, “The king-times are fast finishing. There will be blood shed like water, and tears like mist. But the peoples will conquer in the end. I shall not live to see it, but I foresee it.”

In other words, get ready, Hockey Jesus. I’m going to take that halo and use it as a cock ring.

Springtime Is For Making Up Not For Breaking Up

By now, everyone has heard about the incident that occurred between Martin Brodeur and Sean Avery after the Rangers disposed of the Devils on Friday night. To those who live in a Mormon Statutory Rape Community or a place with similar internet access, Brodeur refused to shake Avery’s hand after the game, as is the tradition when a series in the NHL comes to an end.

 

Ohhh, snap! You really got him on that one, Marty. You flipped him like a cheese omelette and left Avery sizzling. Total burn.

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Open Letter to Ron MacLean and Colin Campbell

Dear Canuckistani Terrorist Fuckbuckets,

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MYFO Completely Biased Playoff Preview: Rangers v. Devils

Oh, c’mon. Who did you think was going to be doing this preview?

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You’re Different, and That’s Bad

Well even though they won’t be in on the whole “televising the playoffs” thing, ESPN would like you to know that they fully intend to cover the NHL post-season with all the analysis and fancy webbyness they put towards any major sports story.  Don’t believe me?  Check out this crazy graphic they conjured up overnight! 

It’s a four-way face-off!

Now while these are unconventional in hockey, both in the regular season AND the playoffs, you have to admire how ESPN’s thinking.  After all, it doesn’t matter what team you play for: there’s only one goal in the post-season, and that’s the Stanley Cup.  (Whose logo has been magically superimposed on the ice!)  So ESPN has taken the following four players for their photoshop:

Ryan Getzlaf, Center, Anaheim Ducks

Joe Thornton, Center, San Jose Sharks

Sidney Crosby, Center, Pittsburgh Penguins

Jaromir Jagr, Right Wing, New York Rangers

One of these things is not like the other….

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MYFO Liveblog: Biblical Battle – Penguins v. Rangers

Evening, gang! Versus is just getting cranked up, so join us after the jump for some sweet liveblogging action. Comment along and get blitzed with us.

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TWW: MYFO Live Blog tonight!

That’s right, cats and kittens. Your friendly MYFO Gang will be liveblogging the Titanic Biblical Struggle between Hockey Jesus and Hockey Herod as Sidney Crosby’s Penguins take on Sean Avery’s Rangers tonight in Part 2 of the home-and-home series.

So come back tonight at 7 PM EST and we’ll be liveblogging away, some of us more sober than others.