Ovie’s Blood is Banned in 35 States

 

COLON BUS BLEW JACKETS? When I tookz that stuff, I blews a kilo of Froot Rollups! Saw the birdies and carpets that I cutted out! Pigeons covered in doody! That called irony!

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Natty Bumppo Was a Pussy

 

SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT. My juices no flow throughout body. I needs to wake up with evil Frenchies in town.

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