Gary Bettman: Great Commissioner? Or GREATEST COMMISSIONER EVER?

The NHL owners are conducting one of their periodic performance reviews of NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman. Some observers speculate that, despite earning exceptional marks during his entire 15-year run, Bettman could be in for a rough ride this time around. Or not.

Craig Leipold: All right, everyone, take your seats please. It’s time to get this special meeting of the National Hockey League Robber Barons Owners Association started. Today’s sole agenda item: a resolution thanking Commissioner Gary Bettman for his years of dedicated service to the league.

Charles Wang: Does this mean we’re firing him?

Leipold: What? No. Why?

Wang: It’s just that sometimes you thank people for their service at the same time security is hauling them out the door. That’s what I did with Ted Nolan. It adds that personal touch, you know?

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Welcome to MYFO’s (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory

In what we hope will be a recurring feature here on MYFO during the long and winding road that is the offseason, we welcome you to MYFO’s (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory. Every Friday, we will put up a photo and ask a few multiple choice questions. First up, a photo of Sean Avery, in what could likely be the most ridiculous outfit a man has ever worn. So sharpen your pencil, keep your eyes on your own paper and meet me after the jump.

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MYFO Liveblog: The NHL Draft

Hey there, friends! Tonight we’ll be liveblogging the NHL Draft, as advertised. Be sure to join us just before 7 PM EDT as we get together for the final time this season and make fun of foreigners with funny names as teams pin their franchise hopes on a kid too young for pubes.

Click here to join us!

Winners of the MYFO Fantasy Playoff Pool

Sorry about the delay in getting this post up. It’s been one of those weeks.

After the jump are the final standings in the Playoff Pool.

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MYFO Liveblog: Stanley Cup Finals Game 1


Hey cats and kittens, here is the link for the liveblog tonight. Feel free to follow along and comment at will.

Don’t forget to go a couple posts down and enter our Finals contest to win free Versus swag!

MYFO Comes Alive!

 

A special announcement on short notice: MYFO will be live blogging Game 6 of the Sharks/Stars series tonight. So tune in to Versus at 9:00 p.m. E.S.T. (if you can) and contribute to the witty repartee that will be going back and forth between such luminaries as:

  • Reasonable Doubt!
  • Weed Against Speed!

and last but not least:

  • maybe other people!

All you have to do to participate is click this link right here and you will be redirected to the Cover It Live website as we are not allowed to embed the live blog on our own site (stupid WordPress). Join in on the fun! Let’s be honest, you have nothing better to do anyway. You’re checking out a hockey blog on a Sunday night, right?

MYFO Fantasy Playoff Pool Update

I start slow, but then I come from behind. Be advised. After the jump is the table of leaders for our MYFO Fantasy Playoff Pool Challenge. Perhaps starting Chris Osgood wasn’t the best move for me. I figured Hasek would have crumbled long before now.

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