Sean Avery: Crashing the Skills

[Our “hero”, attempting to crash the Skills Competition]

WHOOOOO! Yea! The motherfucking SKILLS competition! And NOBODY has more skills than me! Hey St. Louis! You fucking joystick-playing fagnut, get over here!

[Avery begins to skate after Martin St. Louis across the rink. St. Louis, wisely, begins to flee.]

Stop running, you traveling ass mud shark!

[Avery trips and falls over the traveling hamster wheel that powers the Versus’ HD Cameras, re-injuring his wrist more than it was before.]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK!

[There. Now he’s out for the year. Are you happy, douchelickers?]

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