Sean Avery: Fuck Mercy

[Avery lands the knock-out blow on Hockey Jesus’ temple]

Crucify this, Moobie!

[Immediately upon landing the blow, Avery disappears from the rink and awakens surrounded by fire and brimstone.]

Where in the fucking hell am I?


Wait…am I in…are you….who the fuck are you, douchenozzle? Oh…….oh no…..fuck!

[If you didn’t see this coming, you haven’t been paying attention.]