Sean Avery: Going to Atlanta

HOTLANTA, BITCHES!!!!

[Everyone kind of looks at our hero awkwardly, as he is yelling at no one in particular in the middle of the airport]

Oh, fuck you cock knockers. Clear the way for the talent. Just because those butt fucker fans didn’t vote me onto the All-Star team doesn’t mean I don’t belong among the best in the whole goddamn world.

[Avery grabs his bags and gets into a taxi…but where should he go? Should he crash the Skills competition or should he go out and party?]

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