[Avery heads home after his visit to the doctor]
That cum-swapping doctor doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. Oh, hey Elisha…
[Avery pulls out a RealDoll that looks suspiciously like Elisha Cuthbert]
You want to do what? Oh, you dirty little cumslut!
FUCK! MY WRIST!!!
[Avery, in his furious need to rub one out, has re-injured himself severely and won’t be back in the line-up until the end of the season. Nice going, Riti Sped.]