Sean Avery: Taking Doctor’s Orders

Fine, Doc…whatever.

[Sean listens to the doctor’s advice and resists temptation, along with staying home in New York instead of going to the All-Star game, he gives up his one sweetest joy in life. Fueled by this denial, he goes on to score 10 goals over the next 10 games, which brings us to February 10, against the Capitals. Sean is in the locker room preparing.]

Yeeeeah, asslickers!! HERE WE GO! I’m going to take out that puny little fuckstick Ovechkin and I’m still going to score on that Nazi little cuntrag Kolzig!

[Our “hero” is pretty pumped for the game. Should he try to pick a fight with Ovechkin? Or should he concentrate on scoring on Kolzig?]