Sean Avery: Taking on Conklin

[Trailing 3-2 in the third, Avery, driving his team toward the playoffs, takes the puck and skates out on a breakaway toward Conklin]

Open wide, chuckle butt! Here it comes!

[Avery dekes and scores on Conklin, leaving him sprawling on the crease]

Thaaaat’s right, assclown. All tied up. I’m going to take your girl home tonight and give her a smoky tornado! Wheeeeee-hoo!

[The Rangers are headed to the playoffs. How far they get is a decision for another day.]