Season Preview: Montreal Canadiens

 

There's a spider on your towel, miss.

Another excruciatingly long summer is over. Actual hockey games are on the horizon. Because this is the 265th most widely read hockey blog on the internets, MYFO felt a deep obligation to our dozens of readers to prepare this series of previews telling you about every single team in the NHL. By “prepare” we mean, we found other people to write many of them for us. We were looking for people who (unlike us) might have an actual clue about these teams, but were also eager/willing/dumb/not self-respecting enough to work for free. Within those constraints, we think we did an admirable job.

Previewing YOUR Montreal Canadiens: HabsFan10 of the Four Habs Fans.

After an entirely unexpected run to the top of the Eastern Conference last season and an ultimately disappointing playoffs, Montreal fans are wondering what exactly is in store for Les Glorieux in 2008-2009. We know what’s in store on our end: snark, strippers, meth, and an angry tendency to lash out at Coach Carbo, opposing bloggers, mainstream media, and television networks, all in the name of loving the Habs. If you aren’t one of us, here are a few things to watch for this go-around:

See You On the Fairway: Montréal Edition

Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end their hockey-related obligations without lifting the Holy Grail of Hockey. We here at MYFO encourage you to erase their substandard play from your collective memory, and join us in wishing them good luck on the golf course.

Carey Price: Child Prodigy

(I apologize in advance for this. Really.)

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