Just in case you haven’t flipped your NHL-approved calendar, today is Sidney Crosby’s 21st birthday. Given that MYFO is by far the most friendly (and funniest, and best, and most outrageous, and sexiest, and most congenial – need I continue?) hockey blog on these here internets, we took it upon ourselves to show Hockey Jesus a good time on his milestone birthday.
Of course, Sid was more than happy to spend an evening out on the town with a bunch of bloggers he’s never met before. Drinks were drunk, laws and hearts were broken (as well as an incredibly valuable Hummel figurine collection, but we don’t need to get into that right now), but overall, we had a rip-roaring good time.
So follow me after the jump and follow along on our night of drunken debauchery.
Sorry I’ve been silent the past few weeks. An office move, a couple tragedies, lost furniture and files, and unfortunately, little time is left for overusage of curse words, beating comedy bits into the ground, and lots and lots of dick jokes.
And just like that, your intrepid MYFO editors step away from their keyboards, take a deep breath, and dance on the stupid faces of those at ThePensBlog. After the game, Tomas Holmstrom was quoted, “Reasonable Doubt, this one was for you, buddy.”
We’d like to thank everyone over the last six games in Live Blog World. We had a lot of fun and will be back in that game for Awards Night and the Draft a month for now. As for standard daily snark, we’ll be back tomorrow with some recap and recollection…if the booze wears off.
As for Sidney Christ, he’ll be quiet, but we can expect his return in 3 days, give or take.
(Picture credit to Gene Puskar.)
If you think I’m going to use that goddamned overtime cat again, you’re nuts. That was a jinx.
Anyway, Game 6 is tonight. Can the Pens gut out another win? We’ll find out.
In the meantime, join us here for the liveblog starting around 7:30 PM EDT
Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end their hockey-related obligations without lifting the Holy Grail of Hockey. We here at MYFO encourage you to erase their substandard play from your collective memory, and join us in wishing them good luck on the golf course.
Here we go again, kiddies. Tonight, once again, the MYFO Crew will gather for another liveblog for Game 5. Be there. Be square. We don’t care.
Here is the link to enter the liveblog. We’ll see you around 7:30 PM EDT tonight!
In the New Testament, Jesus Christ often chose to speak in parables. Figuring that anything He said would be treated as if it were a holy mandate, He often decided to spice thing up with some good old fashioned fablespeak. For the wise, they were able to glean the message by interpreting it properly. For those without, their literal minds allowed them to rob banks on account of being “prodigal.”
Sidney Christ finds parables WAY overrated. Continue reading