Kyle Okposo, a sophomore on the Minnesota Golden Gophers hockey team, has decided to leave the program and is joining the New York Islanders, the team who drafted him No. 7 overall in last year’s NHL draft. The announcement came Wednesday and on Thursday, the General Manager of the Islanders, Garth Snow, or how I now choose to refer to him, Algar Cocksmacker, had this to say:
“Quite frankly, we weren’t happy with the program there. They have a responsibility to coach, to make Kyle a better player, and they were not doing that. [Okposo] just wasn’t getting better — bottom line. And to me, that’s the frustrating part. We entrusted the coach there to turn him into a better hockey player, and it wasn’t happening. We feel more comfortable in him developing right under our watch.”
Here is what I have to say about that quote: Go fuck yourself, Algar. We all know what this is really all about: your white-hot man-love for college boys. The sooner you face it, the sooner we can all move on. Continue reading →
December 21, 2007
Categories: COACHES & FRONT OFFICE, Islanders, MYFO Editorial, Profiles In Douchebaggery, Rants, Weed Against Speed, What the fuck were you thinking? . Tags: Algar Cocksmacker, Kyle Okposo, Minnesota Golden Gophers . Author: Jason Rowan . Comments: 8 Comments